You had me at RAML: Introducing CloudShack, the Anypoint Platform for Dating


Connect anyone, changes everything…


SAN FRANCISCO – April 1, 2015 – MuleSoft, the company that makes it easy to connect applications, data and devices for corporations, today announced a new component of its flagship Anypoint Platform™, CloudShack, a highly available, resilient, and scalable solution for connecting people, thus making the world a better place.cloudshack

Today, even lonesome hearts demand seamless and automated interactions with their mating service providers, given the ever more disruptive ambience of modern lifestyles. Constant manual finger swiping simply will not do.

By leveraging MuleSoft’s industry leading connectivity technologies, combined with our newly developed Connected Universal People Identifying Decision (CUPID™) engine, we have created an API-centric innovative dating solution that will automatically make the optimal matches for the lonely souls out there. A user can simply make a call to the CloudShack REST API, all the while remaining restful (pun intended), and CloudShack will handle the rest and return the best match. Imagine, a dating platform where all the exchange patterns are request-response, processing strategy is not just synchronous but also harmonious, and every outbound endpoint finds itself an inbound endpoint. That is CloudShack.

According to a large analyst firm, “It is a bit ironic that a company named after a sterile animal is now the leading provider of Dating as a Service (DaaS), but when you drill deeper, a mule is indeed the happy ending of a successful integration between a donkey and a horse. Therefore, we are recommending all our clients in need of companions to bang on the door and bring their jukebox money and come on down to CloudShack.”

Ex-wayward teen turned farmer meets uptight comptroller girl

CloudShack’s simple yet elegant architecture ensure every request is satisfied with an optimal response


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  1. Awesome